Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch get married!

30 Jun

After six years together, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch tied the knot today.

Wearing a stunning corseted gown with flowing fish tail skirt, the pair looked thrilled as they posed for photos outside the hotel where the ceremony took place.

I wasn’t sure about the dress from this angle, but straight on it looks stunning. Well done, Peter.


Kate Middleton and Prince William head off on their trip to Canada

30 Jun

And I cannot wait to see the outfits she’s planned. Kicking off the trip she’s rocking bouffant hair that a pre blonde-bobbed Cheryl would be proud of, some killer heels, a Mulberry bag and a Roland Mouret dress and jacket. Kate, we like your style.

Why has Imogen Thomas written something about liars on her stomach in marker pen?

30 Jun

After all the Ryan Giggs drama, I’d have thought Imogen may have decided to lay low for a while. A girly holiday is probably just what she needs. But parading a freaking huge ‘tattoo’ about liars and cheats around the pool isn’t what most of us would do in the face of a media storm.

It looks like a tattoo from a distance but close up it seems Miss Thomas has been getting creative with a Sharpie.

What do you think? Real or fake? If it is real then we predict some swift laser surgery once she comes to her senses.


Kimberley tells everyone to lay off Cheryl

29 Jun


I love it when The Girls stick up for each other, and this week Kimberley has taken to her OK! column to slam the press for making up ‘complete lies’ about Cheryl.

She said: ‘It’s relentless and we’re all bored of it. It’s also really frustrating to hear so many fabrications and complete lies written about her.

‘Cheryl has plenty of friends and family around her. She’s very happy and I love her lots.’

Naw. Don’t you just love Chim?

Alex Reid speaks out about ‘real lady’ Chantelle Houghton

29 Jun

Alex Reid has spoken for the first time about his latest squeeze, Chantelle Houghton, calling her a real lady.

Speaking to New magazine, The Reidenator said: ‘It’s nice to be with someone who’s a real lady – is that a little dig?’ We don’t know Alex, is it?

‘She really is just so sweet, so girly. I’m cheeky. I’m like a little kid and I play around, [I make] little bum jokes. I tone that down a bit. She’s not a prude, she’ll find it funny, but I want to be a gentleman.’

Bum jokes? Bum jokes? Really?

Shall we take bets on how long this will last?

Pink reveals the reason behind her daughter’s name

29 Jun

After what seemed like the longest pregnancy EVER, Pink gave birth to a little girl, Willow Sage Hart, earlier this month.

The singer has now told Hello! magazine the reason behind the name. “I grew up near one. It is the most flexible tree and nothing can break it – no wind, no elements. It can bend and withstand anything. I love that sentiment and I want that for her.

“Sage is cleansing and sacred and it sounds great with Willow. It doesn’t hurt that her last name is Hart – flexible, cleansed heart.”

That is toooooo cute. Want to read even more cute stuff?

“I look forward to her ‘firsts’. The first time she puts her feet in the ocean, the first time she feels the rain, the first time she sings, laughs.”

Sounds like someone’s besotted.

TOWIE Kirk and Lauren say his and hers nose jobs weren’t for publicity. Ahem.

29 Jun


So last week Kirk Norcross and Lauren Pope were snapped leaving a Highgate hospital after having matching nose jobs. Because that’s totally what all couples do six months into their relationship, right?

But now the pair have fought back against claims that the ops were for publicity.

Speaking to Heat, Kirk has said, “No way. We could think of other, less painful publicity stunts! LOL.” Did he actually say LOL! at the end of his sentence? LOL!!

Asked whether he was worried he’d end up with the same nose as his GF, Kirk said,  “That would just be freaky. We both wanted different things changed, so there was no danger of matching noses at the end of it.”


Lauren said she wouldn’t rule out more surgery in the future, “I’ve had surgery before, so it wasn’t such a big deal to me. And who knows in the future?

“I’m such a strong believer that you do whatever makes you happy, but I definitely won’t go too far. I don’t want to end up looking like that Bride of Wildenstein woman!”